“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.

She left it all out there in the ring.

Baseball games.

They could only lose their dignity.

Worth remembering there weren’t 900 sports channels looking to fill summertime Sunday afternoon programming slots back then.

The one Chevy dealer I worked at had a customer that not only used his as a daily, but he *used* it. Like, pick up three bales of hay and a pile of loose mulch

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

Way back when, I worked at a grocery store. We had a greeter who was your typical 80-something year old retiree. He drove a Z06 convertible every day. Even the dead of winter. One day when we got over a foot of snow, I saw him drive that damn Z06 like it was the middle of summer. Still makes me smile to this day.

Yo Tim, you’ve got video from two different crashes up there. Not two views of the same one.

“It’s crazy to treat a guy that way,”

This statement is misleading: “False rape allegations are statistically rare, and it’s even rarer for a false allegation to end in prison time for the accused.”

I was falsely accused. Nothing “imaginary” about that whole mess. Guess what happened to the liar...nothing.

Or so Cosby’s rep claims. It remains to be seen whether that’s actually true.

In America? I’m pretty sure getting 2 out of 12 people to be monumentally stupid is almost a certainty (if you’re doing random sampling).

Roasts are like major surgery. Even in the hands of a professional it’s going to be a little uncomfortable. But in the hands of an amateur, there’s a good chance you might bleed out before it’s over.

Further proof that Gronk is not funny. Let’s stop pretending that he’s funny.

“Each of these recruits needs to have an equal number of escorts”

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

I was gonna say... the site that finds the mock draft screwer-uppers hilarious better not have a problem with this.

The most incredible thing about NCAA scandals?