Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Knowing that Stephen A is loud as fuck, I set my volume level to 25% before watching video. For the record 25% was still to much volume.

Buddy of mine said it’s time for Phil Jackson to go to a farm upstate and chase triangles in a field all day.

Skeevy Ray Vaughn

Fix the Knicks and make them shine/Get ‘em to win like it’s ’69

Can we just play through this Presidency?

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

This is actually the smart business ploy too. The first couple years of a new team (or arena, for that matter), you’re going to get good attendance and support no matter how bad the team is, because it’s new and exciting. But by the third or fourth year, fans start expecting actual results.

This is quality deadpan delivery, and the fact that it has vastly fewer stars than many of the replies that missed the (screamingly obvious, c’mon) joke is a goddamn embarrassment.

Many, many more than I expected. And they just keep coming. Thanks for getting the joke. If a famous commenter like yourself gets it, I can laugh at the others.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

The amount of people who don’t get sarcasm is truly frightening. This is really a sign of the end times of Deadspin. Well, that and the shitty Hamilton Nolan hot takes that still pop up a couple times a week.

This is some grade A+ sarcastic trolling.

As a Pens fan, I’m going to miss the current tradition of Fleury losing his job every postseason.

Dude. Flapjacks. Dude.

Its twelve dimensional chess guys. Draft 4th. Pick Kristaps. Develop him for a couple years. Trade him for 3rd pick. Develop him. Repeat until you have the first pick during the year LeBron James Jr. declares

Yes.

Do you really think MJ, Kobe and Shaq would be remembered as great players if it weren’t for Phil Jackson?

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Its the Braves, if they don’t like the results, they can always take it back.