I bet the guy’s just happy this back and forth thing finally finished.

I love a good baseball beef. In hockey, a beef results in two dudes kicking the shit out of each other. In basketball, it’s done through passive aggressive sniping in postgame interviews.

I try to refrain from punching strangers, just to stay on the safe side.

and kick their dog

This sounds like the perfect racket for stealing old people’s houses.

Somewhere Odibe McDowell is smiling

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

What’s an XFL?

Also, maybe get rid of Thursday night football because it’s dumb and shitty and it’s dangerous to make guys play on only 3 days rest? I dunno, just spitballing here

+1 season before cancellation

But hes probably gonna do something really fuckin’ stupid Thursday.

Was listening to him speak at the Coast Guard commencement ceremony a few minutes ago and he said this about himself: “No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.”

When your team doesn’t make the playoffs for eight straight years, and the owner is persona non grata, interest is going to crater. And that’s what’s happened in Carolina: the team always finishes ~10th in the playoff race, never improves and doesn’t seem to have a plan to do so. Meanwhile, other local teams are…

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

Not always true

And it drifts over into other parts of his life as well. Sad!

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

Want another good example? I grew up in the Denver area, and was a teen during the Avs/Wings rivalry days. You couldn’t get into Pepsi Center most nights, no matter who they played- tickets were sold out in advance for even the worst matchup, and if you even KNEW someone who got to see them play Detroit or Dallas you…

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…