He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

I’m not sure why this is news. Even if they are guilty, they’d have to screw up again to face any consequences.

Call me crazy, but I predict Chapman’s contact percentage goes up while on the DL.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Pretty much, yeah. Voting for that award is notoriously sketchy anyway: Palmeiro won a gold glove one year when he was a DH.

It’s completely misleading, because Jeter’s problem on defense wasn’t errors. It was total lack of range at the most crucial position on the field. You can’t make errors on grounders that you can’t reach.

A giant comes with a big ring of keys, opens the front of the machine up, and refills it with cars from a box he bought from the wholesale store. Then he locks everything again and leaves until the machine needs filling again.

Having grown up with Steve Yzerman being the singular captain, I am mystified by the praise for Jeter. Yzerman’s qualities are well-documented, and I never saw or heard of that level of accountability or presence among the locker room. When Stevie spoke, people listened. When the coach told him he would need to…

He would’ve also allowed himself to be moved out of the leadoff spot and the top third of the lineup, when it became painfully clear that he was bound to hit into as many double plays as he turned on defense.

Ya gotta admit, he got into ass-play before it was cool.

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Sure. I get reasonable disagreement, but a comment about my physical appearance (Based on a 10 pixel-wide thumbnail)? Yes, you’re a winner!

I have a theory regarding Jeter, and I say it as a Yankee fan. He presented himself as the ultimate milquetoast player to everyone. This allowed everyone to paint their own narrative about what they thought he was, and who exactly he was. It had the effect of being a blank slate for people to superimpose their own…

“eat my ass and then you can leave.” comes to mind.

Someone needs a Glasgow handshake

*comments on someone’s looks

In my opinion, the dude should do at least 3.1415926535 years in prison.

I’m of the opinion that the ass-kicking was enough of a punishment. Let the dirty hippie out of jail to do his godawful hippie stuff.