Pictured: Derek Jeter fantasy meal.

“I play the game hard, and obviously he doesn’t like that.”

That’s when Magic told Andy Dufresne to clear out the paint?

Why are the Yankees honoring Cristiano Ronaldo?

YEAH... Jeets?

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

“It is important to note that paying these women minimum wage doesn’t represent the value that these hard-working women bring to the Game Day Experience.” 

I know...why the fuck do you teach the organ player that tune for broken noses?

In all seriousness, is that not the biggest bullshit pretext for a DWB stop ever?

You have to admire his unwavering love of tinted windows.

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).

Reminds me of Winnebago Man

I’ll star your post, but I won’t go out on a boat with you. You know, because of the implication

i just like how happy he looks in the picture. everybody deserves to be happy

(Stephen A. Smith trotted out the James Harden Was Drugged theory, along with the James Harden Quit On His Team theory.)