It’s not totally off-base, I’ve seen him interject Subway plugs in the middle of otherwise interesting interviews (not mid-question, but still). Not that a chin-wag with the ginger hand-puppet is interesting.

“Marijuana is a harmful substance tha-”

It was good of you to edit out the 12 interruptions for live ad reads that Greenberg interjected into the Commissioner’s mealy-mouthed anti-marijuana harangue.

we call this the acceptance phase

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.

+107 Miller Lites

I thought this was a long winded joke until I got to then end and there was no punchline.

Hey, remember when baseball players were big enough stars that an affair was front page news? I do. And so does Wade Boggs. 

The God-level hypocrisy of a guy that did everything the wrong way for like 30 years, had the time of his life, and now makes millions on TV, telling kids to keep on the straight and narrow.

He just made his grandmother frameous.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

The NHL’s laughably whack playoff format creates a marquee round two matchup – which they then schedule for a puck drop of about 15 minutes before the start of the NFL Draft and simultaneous to the Rangers and Senators game.

Jesus Christ.

You don’t leave it to chance.

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

A Draft night without Berman is as sweet as the first time having sex without a condom.

I am genuinely surprised some company like Nike or Vibram hasn’t come out with a special line of $120 shoes you “have” to wear when you play beach sports.

I agree with everything you’ve said. I do want to point out, though, that it’s important to remember that while the huge mass of red is demoralizing, it’s also misleading. Most of that geographical space is red, but many of those blue districts are cities that contain more people than a huge number of the rural red…

Fuck Papa John and fuck his shitty ass pizza.