Fuck you. We got Robert Newhouse anyway.

I protect, you swerve motherfucker!

Glass half full. It gives Bobby Bonilla a way to earn his paycheck every year.

Wrong. It’s literally insanity.

This is what I came for. That dudes girlfriend also.

“Seriously, I only had one drink with dinner officer”.

Looks like Buddy Ryan gave him CTE.

The split second I saw that pic I thought it was Mike Greenberg.

Looks more like a Cialis problem to me.

This guy has had more wives than Tony has vertebrae.

Traded to OKC? What a bomb!

When he goes to the store does he park it in the corner?

Even if it was her fault she gets a second chance, right?

Judge, jury, executioner. This guy is the real deal. The evil empire is awakening bitches!

“But you don’t have 3000 hits yet!”

Pictured: What my ex-wives did to me.

I once put 15 bags of mulch in mine. The people in the Lowes parking lot were dumfounded.

How did he win 6 games with a 71.00 era?

At least he wasn’t on a motorcycle at the time.

Good work Vegas.