He’s a winner. You know who else is a winner? JC...well except that one time.

Which one had to show their tits to get all those beads?

Did the bull give money to human rights beforehand? If so, than yes this is ok.

I’m fine with this if they use the meat after the kill.

“Financing tool” is code for “You is fucked”.

We are old.

I can’t bear it when people film in portrait mode.

Hold my beer, oh and my pants.

This will always be the correct answer.

This grape is more of a dessert grape, while this grape is more of an electrocution grape. Ayayayay!

How do I know Connie?

This was actually the call of the couple making out.

Dude, go for second. Amateur.

Trust me they won’t resent you.

Cause Janice in accounting don’t give a fuck.

Mike Webster, Jim McMahon, Junior Seau, now those are good examples!

Lets spend a billion on a stadium for a shitty sports experience that will happen about ten times a year. I want this to fail so bad my dick is hard.

This is possibly the first sign that they know the league is taking on water.

Looks like Leo is back on the ludes.

If the Atlanta Falcons had only seen this video.