This is a solution to a non-existent problem. The time it takes to attach/detach a decent bike light is negligible. With a magnet, the light will fall off as soon as you ride over a significant bump.

A standard tape measure is also useful for both general toolbox tasks as well as measuring your damn inseam so you don't buy pants that are 8 inches too long...

They use consumer-grade hard drives.

No. It'd be great if Google just made this work.

I went to a Starbucks within Target on Nov.29, on 12/14 the checking account linked to the debit card I used to make my purchase there was compromised and cleaned out.

You want nude pics of someone? You google 'em. You don't click on an email.

The Denialists.

Once upon a time there was a forum troll. Every day, he read Kotaku. One day he saw a post about how to become a storyteller. Because of that, he posted this reply to the post. Because of that, he became Heman, Master of the Universe. Until finally he conquered all of Hyrule and saved Princess Samus and lived…

I would rather 'seize the day' in this landcruiser than anything that subaru dealership behind it was selling in 2009!

And no tips on how to keep the lasers on the heads of the sharks... They keep falling off and I just going to resort to superglue if these straps keep letting go. I've lost 4 henchment this morning having them retrieve the pile of lasers from the bottom of the shark tank and the sharks are getting fat and docile…

Our DLD (Driver's License Division) allows you to make a reservation online and fill out all of the paperwork ahead of time. I went to my reservation today (had to wait 12 days until the first available slot) but walked straight in, to the front of a line with at least 75 other people, and was out of there in less…

I use it to search for things. I've fallen into the habit of hitting the Windows Key and starting typing what I am looking for if I don't already know a hotkey for it.