One beautifully subtle recent example of shade:

Guys. Guys? Guys.

Because they’re white dudes.

But look how quick they were to shut down Azaelia Banks’s rant where she used a slur? Hm...wonder what the difference is? I’ll give you a hint: If it’s against Black women specifically, it’s always fine.

Yeah I imagine the Olsen Twins casually seeing this, smirking, and then lighting cigarettes as they hob nob with the French elite or whatever.

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

If a brownie or blackie does it: CRIME! If whitey does it: TRAGEDY or DISEASE!

Yes. The new awakening of whites about drug addiction being a disease infuriates me.

The other thing that bothers me is how drug abuse is being handled. I appreciate and welcome the decreasing attempt to criminalize drug use in many locales (Seattle has a wonderful diversion program called LEAD) but it’s only because suburban white kids and soccer moms are getting hooked on opiates. When it was blacks…

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.…

Okay I am losing sleep over those lips because as a ghostly pale person, I will never be able to rock a dark purple like that. On me it looks goth, on her it looks chic as fuck.

Sunglasses are smart. It’s always best to avoid eye contact and pretend you can’t see or hear them.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

And like...there was very little protein among all the weird shit she mostly just drank. The zucchini noodle meal sounded like a perfectly reasonable and normal vegan meal, but all that other crap she fermented and mixed together and spiked with other weird crap...no.

Literally not one interesting or important thing has ever happened, historically, before 11.30 AM. Stay the fuck in bed, people.

Calm down there, Satan.

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

I do not like food touching. Unless it's thanksgiving foods. I don't even like my chinese food to touch the white rice! I like to control the exact ratio of rice to sauce /meat with every bite.

I thought this was common sense, too. What kind of goddamn filthy animal just chomps down on it? The same kind that allows food to touch on their plate, that’s who.