They were also arrested.

I mean, it was really wacky. Like really, really, really wacky. Even I have limits to how much wacky I can take.

I’d like to see them go with the radio plays as the primary source. They’re way zippier than the books, so clearly more of a roundish peg for the round hole of TV adaptation.

That promo shot sure looks like this movie is going to spectacularly unimaginative and potentially fatally dull.

I really don’t see how this is supposed to be in any way reminiscent of the original stage looks. Those were cute, not creepy.

That’s what ended up happening, yeah. It’s like he accidentally won the lottery without intending to purchase a ticket.

Did you like Prometheus, too?

I’m gonna put down $5 that this is going to be fresh steaming compost and still be kind of a hit with the kind of people who have Rick & Morty tattoos.

Using boy bands as collateral for airlines and investment services seems very unlikely on the face of it. In general, if the goal is to be seen as a dependable business and financial entity, being in the blond teenage cover boy business isn’t the primary way you go about it.

Nick Cave, Bat For Lashes, (“The London”) Suede. The only one of those I was expecting to be blown away by was Nick Cave.

That was the whole point. They rounded up a stable of young blond teen boys for him to crawl around on, with the excuse that “they were going to be pop stars”. Some of the records they desultorily crapped out in the process accidentally became big hits and suddenly they were printing money, and then we were off to the…

It looks great; Henry Cavill is consistently good; the problem is going to be that the books they’re adapting are poor and Geralt is barely even a character.

C A T S: Where Is Your God Meow?

Real cats are nowhere near as expressionless as the ones in The Lion King.

It’s the least funny or entertaining movie I have ever seen, and I once saw a Scary Movie sequel. 

Well, this looks like a lot of fun.

Well, this looks like a lot of fun.

So you haven’t seen Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, huh?

Clerks II was much, much, much better.

Man, I don’t know about this. I like Kevin Smith, I even like many of his movies, but Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back was a huge garbage fire. Easily the least funny thing he ever made, and that’s including Red State, which wasn’t even a comedy.