How about you go play in traffic instead, kiddo?

Those are the worst ‘sexy lion’ costumes I have ever seen in my life.

Those are the worst ‘sexy lion’ costumes I have ever seen in my life.

Oh, so that’s why those Locke Lamora books are almost Eddings/Paolini level bad.

Among all the REM ones, the most popular one is getting “calling Jamaica” for “call me when you try to wake her”. Because Michael Stipe pronounces it like “call’e’n’yTRY’ake’er”.

As much as I detested that scene, it’s nice to have that song turn up again. Maybe a bunch of kids will see Neverending Story, which would otherwise be kind of dusty by now. Maybe some of them will even read the original novel, which is frankly a stone cold classic of children’s fantasy literature.

It’s like a Bad Lip Reading of a nature doc.

The Lion King 2019's problem isn’t that the animals look like real live animals, it’s that the animals look like real dead and stuffed animals.

It’s not *flawless*, but it’s solidly the best animated feature Disney have made.

Ugh! Fuck off, Diddy.

He probably shouldn’t have just gotten up and walked away from that. Getting shot in the bulletproof vest is like taking a baseball bat to the ribs, and I think Hopper emptied the clip. But I dunno how much a silencer cuts the stopping power of a bullet, maybe it’s plausible he got away with no cracked ribs.

He was fantastic in Freddy Got Fingered, setting a whole new standard for “being game”.

While he was married to Page, their mailbox read “Torn Page”.

You know, these movies aren’t just a huge waste of Helen Mirren, they’re also a huge waste of Vin Diesel and Tyrese Gibson. There are better things all those people could be doing with their time, such as any movie that’s not lethally boring.

He played recurring characters on Sons of Anarchy and Salem, and he was in Jawbreaker and The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, and some stuff I’ve never heard of.

No, not hipsters. It would 100% be going for the general tourist audience. Hipsters would swiftly grow bored with it and probably not be enough volume anyway. Tourists visiting New York, presented with a faux-authentically New Yorky period experience? Hell, it could become a whole thing unto itself past the time when…

He’s a pretty solid actor, although it could be distracting to see him turn up in the middle of a scene.

220F sucks, but macho dillweeds like their saunas that hot. It’s doable for a while, but you want to take a cool shower every ten, fifteen minutes.

I bet a Mad Men-themed restaurant would do gangbusters business, though. And cooking, like, steak and potatoes or prawn cocktails to ‘60s standards is trivial. Just keep the lights dim and lend the diners jackets to maintain a vague semblance of ambience, and it’s all gravy.

Also, said out loud instead of written down, it parses as “Elle”.