Well my Lambo’s in the shop

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

This is not okay.

i’m with her...

This is a very good question. I, too, would like to know the answer.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

It’s almost as if the money doesn’t actually trickle down at all!

He was dressed like he wanted it.

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162