He has the attention span of a gnat. Did you see him try to paw the young lady to his right when that young man sitting next to the Sandy Hook mom was talking through his tears ...? It still shocks me that this country is so racist that this is the price we paid for our first black President. I keep waiting to wake up…

Doesn’t play from the guy who shit all over the past president for using teleprompters to deliver prepared speeches when he can’t even get through some casual conversation without needing to be pr9mpted to act like a human being and actually listen t9 others for 5 seconds.

I noticed that too. What’s up with that? Is he already looking for TrumpFemBot #4?

I mean, in a vacuum, notes like this are probably fine.

If your going to have notes, put it on real paper ffs. I am surprised that it wasn’t from a Holiday Inn Express tbh, which is how he runs the Government.

Wheres the lie? There’s a literal picture of him holding it. None of this is fabricated.

Lrrr...Robot Nixon... Anyone from around the year 3000 would be preferable.

It’s not really belittling Trump to simply note that either he’s holding a really giant piece of paper *or* he has very small hands.

I think the belittling is acceptable given that it looks like his handwriting: big, blocky, all-caps in Sharpie.

What. The. Fuck. If he can’t handle an emotional pressurized situation... he’s running the damn country!

An extremely unqualifed man in one of the most important positions in the world, yeah he deserves everything that comes to him.

6) Try your hardest not to attack those grieving people by referring to them as ‘losers’

At least it prevented him from saying something like “I like kids that don’t get murdered. Losers! Sad.”

Well, it wouldn’t make sense for a normal person, because a normal person is actually capable of feeling and expressing empathy, which is the message you’re trying to get across. At the very least, a normal person has seen and absorbed enough expressions of empathy to fake it. For a 70 year old man to need to have…

Notes with important information on them that’ hard to remember? Or notes on how to act human, fuck off fuck face

First thing I said was “Goddamn this has to be fake” when my brother texted it to me. Came here to check.

What the fuck is real anymore

BONUS! NO WEDDING RING!

Odd thing, having your IQ embroidered on your cuffs.