@TOCATL: The iPhone 3G is one slow phone. Get your hands on an iPhone 4, pronto.

Chris Hewitt is the lovechild of Shia Labeouf and Justin Timberlake.

Most of the things they're suing for is like if the inventor of the automobile sued another automobile maker for stealing 'engines' and 'exhaust pipes' from them.

Now how do I make one of those?

@Gigglebox: Photography could be considered a form of art. I'd like to ask you, is The Scream an accurate representation of reality? No?

You're standing wrong.

If they sell it at a low price they're basically just going to kill their iPad sales.

The thing about Fallout 3 that I didn't like was that it could sometimes take a shitload of bullets to kill certain enemies.

Photoshop CSI, coming 2011.

@JeffPom: Problem is, Apple's competitors have almost always been better on paper, spec-wise and feature-wise, but they execute their badly.

Hey look! That building is built out of, err, bricks.

What the hell is Rihanna doing there at 0:30?

They've also got this nifty new feature where you can see the battery bar depleting every second.

I want to use this instead of Facebook so much. Problem is, I'm a 15-year old with 15-year old friends who think that Facebook's killer-features are Farmville and Nightclub City.

Looks totally mindblowing, except for the fact that the voice actors sound about as good at voice acting as Ke$ha is at making good music.

Don't forget that you're probably going to have to wear these every time you use the computer.

Snorlax, I choose you!

Uh, hasn't anyone noticed that shurikens are a Japanese item that someone might just like to bring back home as a souvenir or keepsake?