The image is on SAMSUNG'S SERVERS goddamnit. What are you, 5? You can't exactly go around uploading shit onto other peoples' servers.

If you look in the beginning, "What's the weather for today" is in the list of commands in the beginning.

I actually use Vlingo almost every day.

There are a few laws of the universe, and if something happens without adhering to those laws, then it will fall apart again. In other words, out of billions of possibilities, there are only a few with outcomes that suport life. So even if the chance is one in a billion, then it will still work since the building…

The Steve philosophy.

My grandma once asked me: "Hey, is this the new Samsung iPad? Where's the Apple logo?"

WHY SO SIRIUS?

I've been taking photos in my school for about 5 years now, and I was one of the first few official student photographers. I kept (and am still) doing it, to gain experience. I don't think I'm the best, but I can improve. I work hard to improve upon my photos (not with Photoshop, mind you) and feel extremely happy…

Goddamnit, was hoping for Spiderman as an Avenger. Oh well.

If they phrased it like "Is your iPhone a 4G iPhone", then they might have thought that the 4G meant fourth-generation. I know a lot of people like this.

I don't see what the big deal is here, the movie looks amazing.

Easy fix for all these: System preferences.

Red Dead Revelations, anybody?

And Minecraft just appeared with no development at all?

Hey, when can I get this in Minecraft?

C-c-c-combo breaker?

Damn it, Atlas! Why do you get the new body?!

Because giving punishment to him while he's alive is way more satisfying than killing him.

Yes! It's a freaking health bar!

A baby is one thing you don't want to put an iPhone in.