I read that as The Handmaid’s Tale and performed an actual spit take.

Yeah! Bring back Vinyl with Bobby Carnivale!

Do you seriously think it’s “canopy”?

“...our hardwired tendency to anthropomorphize car fronts into faces.”

Just remember this simple saying

Itty bitty cc committee!

It’s a shame that Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap had to close the hotline.

River’s Edge, dude.  Bogus.

Arguing which long-syndicated newspaper comic is the least funny is a well with no bottom. Just kidding, the answer is Mallard Fillmore.

Narcissist.

Maybe he tipped off the White House about what “Let’s Go Brandon” really means. 

I think it’s incredibly brave of him to come out and admit he watches NASCAR.

How dare you make a joke this good this early in the week.

The Monster Fuck by Leo Carpazzi

At first I was like “why on earth would you put the radiator right next to the engine like that?” but then I realized that’s how every single front engine car does it......

Yvan eht nioj!

I went to see Captain Marvel in the theater, but after that I must have blacked out because I woke up behind an Air Force recruitment center with a clipboard in my hand. It was weird.

Chut up.

Shoulda gotten off when he told them to.

AKA “Baby’s First Magical Realism”