The best Philip Baker Hall is Hard Eight Philip Baker Hall.

Nice ones at that. Not 5 star, but not 2 star either.

Bring a Towel?

I know Tesla isn’t remotely responsible, but adding a nanny to new cars to slow acceleration for the first 30-60 days of ownership isn’t the worst idea. You can slowly work up to full crazy. Launching a 5000lb missile into someone’s home on day 1 might be prevented. Hell, even limiting to 90mph in that same period…

Follow the rule; don’t go high on your own sub ploy.

This will be the first of many accidents involving ludicrous speeds and the Plaid. 

How dare they. Even the freaking Queen of England loves Iron Maiden!

Nostalgia. Everything cool in the 80's is cool again.

That's not even how that Paul Simon song goes!

This guy gets it!

I’d buy that Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds version in a heartbeat!

Does he do multiple versions of 4′33″? I know Soundgarden already covered it.

Then you should probably move the body.

I just want to take this moment to note that the thought of “suckin’ on chili dog” from The Coug’s “Jack and Diane” makes me lose my appetite.

I know I can’t take it seriously, a Suburban seriously is on this list. One of the stars of the documentary Dante’s Peak ,that 1987 Suburban, would never be if the world went by this list.

Geo Prizm

Condoms are also super reliable when used correctly 

Normal dollies couldn’t get the Tesla off the pedestal this owner keeps it on.

Also available next spring. The Lexus LC 2x12 Combo Amp, with start/stop hybrid technology and custom Lex-Us-Rock™ grill.