As far as I’m concerned, Nick Kroll will never live that down.

They just need to take his truck away, permanently.

Rivers? Say it ain't so!

Wait, you mean when me and the boys were playing grab ass in the locker room in high school we were actually...flirting?

Oh no. First it’s Andrew, now Chris... who’s next, Rivers? Please don’t let it be Rivers.

And the next James Bond was... oh, let’s say Moe.

But what this film presupposes it: what if he is?

I don’t eat things off the floor, but I did once eat an éclair out of the garbage. It was sitting right on top!

For a second I thought “What does T. Herman Zweibel have anything to do with the Lewinski scandal? I thought he was a fake character.”

If you’re interested in more of Matt Berry’s output, might I recommend:

No tattoo is a good tattoo for a chef. They make them look dirty.

To me, not very. I’ll paraphrase Paul Westerberg and say she should go back to writing her fucking limericks.

Any relation?

Bazinga

The Halcyon Days of “YOUR MOM’S BUTT has died of dysentery” are long gone.

we have character limits, yes

What Intellivision games looked like back in the day.

Just reboot Bakersfield, P.D. already!

I also heard her other cousin works for Nintendo and showed her how to unlock the nudeality in Mortal Kombat 2.

Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes: