I’m most excited to see D’Onofrio as Jerry Falwell.

Fuck NFTs. All my homies hate NFTs.

May I be the first to say they all lost because they are at the MTV Video Music Awards and it isn’t the 90's anymore.

I was once drunk in an Applebee’s and the bartender was bragging that he went to high school with the guy who plays Jake. That's it. No moral to this story.

God damn you I just got that out of my head

... just not on the block you left it.

This announcement did not warrant a slideshow, AVclub? No?

I’m annoyed for Anna Marie on behalf of Jewish women everywhere. 

See more so: Eric Clapton.

Now I’m hungry for Mexican

“The policy makes exceptions for cases that endanger public safety”

Thank you!   They’re trying to pull a T. Hilfiger stunt. Forget that.

I'd be searching the house to make sure Christine was ok.

On top of everything else, Lindsey’s still bitter that he keeps getting bumped on What Up With That.

A Fleetwood Mac feud? Oooooweee, what’s up with that?

YOU WATCHED IT! YOU CAN’T UN-WATCH IT!

“The Twilight Snore"

Wow, I miss MAD Magazine. 

Or as Mad Magazine would have said, Blecch Mirror.

I was going to say that the image of Jon Bernthal in a sharp suit with gelled hair is some real uncanny valley stuff, but “intense lobbyist for the NRA who is about to go on a shooting spree” brings it right back around again.