Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!

Bob, you’re zero out in the car.

How did an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen? 

A haunted mansion?  Oh, wow!  I gotta tell Mr. Henry about this.  You ever once think about your old pal, Dignan man?

I assume that 100% of Murphy’s decision-making when choosing a project to take on is, ”How good of a role there is for Sarah Paulson?”

You mean the cubic zirconium accidentally fell out/was removed in a pre-planned arrangement followed by the insurance claim while the actual overvalued diamond (if it ever existed in the first place) sits in a hidden safe somewhere.

I can’t take it no more. The contraction for ‘you all’ is y’all not ya’ll. Y’all shouldn’t use a word if you don’t know how to spell it.

Now you just need a yacht to park your RV in, and complete your billionaire vehicle turducken.

This one?

Never trust a lawyer without at least one medieval weapon in their office.

I come here to escape the bullshit of life.

This is a great image.

It’s easy to not click on an article. I don’t care about motorcycles much so when there’s an article about motorcycles I scroll past it. It’s quite easy actually, you should try it with articles you aren’t interested in.

Everyone relax. Please. The cop feared for his life from that cash threat. Can you imagine that size of the paper cut from 87K?

I’m confused—why isn’t there a seized vehicle in the post for us to vote as either CP or NP?

Apparently no one told him about STFU Fridays. 

There are some nice 5th and 14th Amendment issues here as well. 

In before the inevitable “Keep your politics out of my car blog” comments.

Because cops...something something something... hard choices, etc. ACAB.

With reporting like this it’s like you don’t even want the government and police to have other people’s nice things.