To be fair, Brett Kavanaugh is on the Supreme Court and had all his debt paid off. 

‘Cook says she wanted to “avoid acting on a green screen.”. Instead, she ended up acting on ‘no screen’.

Now do Classical Gas.

It’s like they took the idea of a mockumentary and turned it up to 11

Alex, what is a “milkshake duck.”

Lavar Burton ticks most boxes...

Come on, son. 

Dumb-looking white guys in Alabama?

If you’re on the fence, they’re also streaming Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill!

I loved the original series, kinda rolled my eyes at a "reboot," but am TOTALLY down for this, it looks like quality stuff

Dulé Hill is looking fiiiiine.

They’re one of the few fast food places with hot dogs, though.

Sir, this is a Wendys.

Exactly. Chicanes are way more fun. Those and the high score machines.

You know what - I like my job a lot. But on Sunday night I sure as shit don’t break into my office to send more emails.

I simply cannot get over the number of people partially blaming the Honda driver for the accident when anyone can see the homicidal driving of the asshat in the white pickup - who should lose his license.

This is preposterous! If these monsters get together, it’s going to be a terrifying battle. They’re not going to get along, much less start a rock supergroup of some kind!

“You can find the mockumentary video on YouTube, and the song on the Monster Mash website.”

I think it was a raptor, what are they going to use? Dental floss?

“The guy in the truck deserves to get strung up by the truck nuts.”