Ok, now give them full hours and health insurance.

“Frank O’Sullivan” is such a John C. McGinley name.

Goddamn those half-Japanese girls - they do it to him every time.

Is she going to play the barely legal Japanese fan who sent Rivers Cuomo a fan letter?

Less conservative then Chris Pratt at least. 

He likes you though.

Heh heh. Waitit. 

No one cares

Who are three people who inexplicably missed the words “not the worst possible”?

What is Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy doing a nightly stage production of Weekend at Bernie’s with Alex Trebek as Bernie?

She shills brain pill supplements.

She might’ve gotten the job solo if she’d worn something else.

Is there a sign outside that says “dead Negron storage”?

When you get caught between the moon and the Quad Cities...

Puddles doesn’t have anything to offer regarding Covid, though apparently he now has his own brand of coffee?

If ever there was a heartwarming television show to watch with your family, it’s definitely Married With Children. It was the Waltons of the 90s.

I haven’t heard a position taken by the lead singer of Mac Sabbath yet.

Oddly enough, his mom’s desire to see him smile more led him to make Kindergarten Cop a few years later. 

Or J. Urine Esquire, for that added gravitas.

REVENOOERS!