He could revive his UHF character. The winner GETS TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!
Delta Plus costs $7.99/month, but I hear it has a free trial...
Not calling the gba version "Tiny Hawk Pro Skater " was a mistake.
On the plus side, your holophone skills have never been better.
Don’t you FUCKIN’ DIE ON ME, BOB! Your Imminent Death Syndrome ain’t supposed to hit for decades!
stab my eyes out with the clawed end of hammer
Is Ed Asner the one putting out for the valedictorian? I’d watch.
Stacked cast! Probably be a shit show tho!
It’s a US version of a popular British show with B.J. Novaks involved. May as well just call it Black Mirror.
Personally I wouldn’t say zero doubt because the specific charges involved him taking a direct and active role in ‘roiding up his workers rather than turning a blind eye (which there is close to zero doubt about). But as to why I strongly suspect the jury went the way it did:
Um.. Okay. I’m still amazed that WWE is as overwhelmingly and sustainably mainstream as it has been for some time now. I wonder did this trend happen when he took the company public? Oh well.
And the THOUSANDS of diving headbutts that hurt him far more than his opponent...
The punches didn’t help, but the unprotected chair shots he took to the head, front AND back, were most likely worse.
The one takeaway from the Andre the Giant documentary I had was that Vince MacMahon was/is the biggest piece of shit, and does not care about his wrestlers past their ability to make him money.
Sure, have a human fuck a duck and the movie’s “terrible”, but have the human fuck a fish and they hand you Oscars.
I love that I can identify Torch articles from the photo alone now
The gentleman about to enter the car is crushing the head of the dog on the stoop.
“I just might rewatch Jon Stewart’s appearance on Crossfire from back in the day, where he cooked Carlson and Paul Begala so badly that the show was yanked off the air not too long after it.”