Lol “...but some of us had shit to do” like what? Write for a pop culture blog with almost nothing else to do but see shit like this when it came out? 

Lol, did you just “Face/Off” a movie? Pretty sure Travolta wasn’t in “Knowing”...Nicolas Cage was.

The interface is probably the best I've dealt with. Xbox, ps, various bluray players...the remote is easier to navigate with and if you download the app you can use your phone as a remote and type in what your looking for, a bunch of free channels...all for as low as 30 bucks for a separate unit if your TVs not…

I got a nut smuggling ring as a gag gift one year for my birthday

I hate that I really like Another Day in Paradise

I'll bet dollars to donuts there's a picture of Jack Torrence on the wall

Every girl’s crazy 'bout a duck neck fart

Are you going to respond to any of these comments?

The REAL question is what did Chris Gaines make for breakfast?

Sadly the following year would be the last because Nic Cage actually showed up for the duration and did Q&As and read the Raven on stage. I mean, how could you top that?

I caught Cage Fest in Austin one year (roughly a day long Cage marathon featuring Face/Off, Valley Girl, Adaptation, Bad Lieutenant, and the Rock) at The Alamo Ritz that had a similar themed drink menu plus you got to keep your rocks glass that had Nic Cage's face on it!

Cancel everyone who's ever been to a country club while you're at it

Hey, guys! We did it! They (barely) changed the title of the article!

Is there a difference between "pickled cucumbers" and say...y'know, a pickle?

I was gonna say I was pretty sure I had read about this forever ago. Shit, I think even Cracked did an article about the VP in which they mention she was crowned and mentioned she said she had no idea of it’s racist history.

two old white ladies, just before close, asked my manager when we were going to take down our BLM sign and he just said “Fucking never!” and sent them on their way.

i love you

at the very god damn very least this will maybe MAYBE make someone think twice about buying a giant truck they don’t really need if they realize they can’t see someone walking in front of their fake big rig

you’re an asshole

checking the website...I wanna know about “Just A Gal”