nope. Fuck ‘em. Grackles too.

legit thought the “Celtic Women” sketch was about to be a Zamfir (master of the pan flute) riff...basically the same and equally as good as I could think

my interactions with Ellefson were always more pleasant than with Mustaine, but Ellefson is weirdly suuuuper religious and I could definitely see him doing some weird shit like this

should’ve been Lars

Beyond Sausages are where it’s at. The ground beef made my entire house reek for days

Everyone forgets about Lovitz :(

Fool me once....

Wair, “Twisted Brown Trucker” is the one that DOESN’T have sweat tea (or twisted tea for that matter)? That’s just stupid.

Healthy doses of bleach oughta do it

not to make light of ANY of this, but that last line made me come up with an entire Jeff Foxworthy bit in my head replacing “you might be a redneck” with “you might be a sexual predator”. 

So, Vice City?

I bought a 1975 Pontiac Catalina as the 2nd owner ever (in 1999) With the original bill of sale which listed the optional stereo speaker. One speaker in the center of the dash the “optional” speaker in the way back of the passenger side. 

Read the article. At least one person did, jeez

Danzig: “I got somethin to say...”

Ooof... a LITTLE hard to watch? That was brutal.

Tucker? I hardly knew ‘er!

Hey, he had a note

No, he's Mitchell!

Too soon

Stop eating my sesame cake!