“Don’t think about it too hard”

Back alley abortion doctor?

Yup, Wonderful World of Disney was definitely on ABC during that time slot.

Does this really need to be brought up every six damn months? 

I loved the Real World for a long time until they stopped getting an interesting mix of people and watching the dynamic and just threw a bunch of buff dudes and hot girls who all looked the same hooking up with just some prefab "conflicts"

You know what show was ridiculously awesome in the most stupid ways? Blood Drive on SyFy. Twisted Metal was the first thing that came to mind when I watched that.

I was trying to remember if this was the movie Tig Notaro replaced someone in but also couldn't remember who she replaced.

that’s specious reasoning

I hate that every time I see the title I read it as “ALIEN V. Farrow” because I am an idiot

In almost every case....the second one. It’s pretty awful.

I’d hit it.

So HE was who TLC was talking about

Eh, I wouldn't say "interesting" per se. More like "par for the course"

I’m kind of a dirtbag but even I don’t use the same bottle of shampoo for "months". Either he bought the same kind more than once or he's lying for attention

Coulda saved himself a lot of grief by blaming Armie Hammer

Lol at articles saying Machine Gun Kelly throwing his guitar in “act of defiance” was dumb a week beforehand like Phoebe Bridgers (or SNL or her management) were all “hold my beer” and now somehow saying this even more staged bit of “anarchy” was also fucking stupid means we’re all nerds, boomers, whatever

What did she expect sending him to Camp What The Fuck?

Are we just gonna breeze past how shitty it is they tried to initially use "breast cancer awareness" as an excuse for shameless self promotion?

When I was in junior high/high school there as an absurd stretch of time where Airborne was on once a day and Prayer of the Rollerboys was on once a night on HBO. I watched either or both everytime I came across them

I dont care much about what brands did and didnt get chosen. You just can’t really rank frozen pizzas with completely diverse toppings in any fair manner. This would hold more weight if it was all cheese, all pepperoni, or all sausage. Something that gives some similarity and basis for comparison.