Or be seen

As a shithead child of the 80-90s there were a ton that would spring back....those are the ones we would steal most often. Didnt need a shoe box of dodge hood ornaments I yanked off vans....but I had it :/

*console-ation

If you're a good enough customer you're dealer will come over. They're hurtin for money. But also, being creative and stuck hone alone doing a bump or a line can really set things off. This is pure anecdotal towards myself but I can see where it would come into play.

I just now realized She was Mike Meyers’ mom in “So I married an Axe Murderer”

5 is not a sleighful. Did I miss a lot more between here and dude’s website? I was expecting at least ONE Folgers commercial.

Gglorious! I thought you were just being very flowery in your prose until I got to the photos

As a native Iowan I feel like it’s a rite of passage coming up with dumb names for Kum and Go. We had Spooge and Split, Jerk and Jet, Skeet and Skedaddle, and my personal favorite that a kid just randomly said once "Ejaculate and get the fuck out"

pfft...says you

yeah, he seems like a real asshole

Lol at "novel culinary experience" whether or not that was intentional.

“Bad Spaniels"? When "Jack Russells" is right there? THAT's what they should get used for.

Hahaha....you think Hy-Vee employees make $15 an hour? I can tell you from experience they do not. The current CEO is a big Trump donator and supporter here in Iowa and has been a real shitheal about everything else for the last 7 months. He's undoubtedly doing it to save money but it's more that they're saving paying…

tl;dr

new?

why is this video 17+ minutes long? 

Right? This is what the entire article is about

I dunno, I liked it, but I was 14 and saw it in 1995 and not sense then...sooooo

My thoughts exactly

Also, Travis Scott being a featured performer during a Superbowl Half Time Show kinda means something