me too! also I went to a Wendy’s in Austin in the early 00s and was furious that they offered “Chili, Chips, and Cheese” for $1.99 we didn’t have that shit in the midwest

I was trying to remember what that movie was called! Catch me if you can! that was on all the time when I was a kid!

Nowadays?

Are handlebar mustaches still a brooklyn hipster thing? Are brooklyn hipsters even still a thing? It’s been 20 years now that it’s been a joke. Is the one in brooklyn a joke? I’m so confused

Twitter: “the winner of the Natty dorm room said some racist shit online years ago and was charged with rape #cancelNattyLight”

Passion 2: Legend of Curly’s Gold

cue animation cell of Christ rising up out of frame with a title card saying “Jesus Died for your sins on the way to his home planet”

Too Many Cooks

maybe that was the point, flag the students who chose Rittenhouse and give them a uniform

These comments have not aged well...

Feel like maybe part of it is have to buy them back from franchisees who had to purchase them way back when and have had to just sit on them after going paperless? But I'm just a speculatin here

We get it...you had money.

I actually done this while tending bar and we didn’t happen to have premade margarita mix (and didn’t really have time to squeeze a bunch of damn fruit)....not as terrible as it sounds. I also didn’t start drinking till I was about 22 or so and my first concoction was the “Sweet Caroline” which was Jameson and…

I know there’s not a ton of shorter actors and all but I remember when Steal This Movie came out and read a review that pointed out Vincent D’Onofrio is a solid food taller and much bigger than Abby Hoffman.

They will if I'm in the competition

#IStanderWithAnder was right there!

Not at the moment they dont. Our grocery store started using door dash to keep up with delivery demands and door dash's "contactless delivery" policy has been leave it on the steps and call/text as you drive away. Every other delivery service we've used at least knocks and waits until you grab the food either from…

hah! took me a second

Let me blow your mind...this. is. spaghetti! You’ve never seen spaghetti before? Well, it’s so easy! You take literally these two ingredients in front of the plexiglass and cook them, you dumb fuck. What’s that? No you can’t sample it! Look with your eyes not with your mouth!

I was a 50/50 split. either my straw broke or I punctured the bottom.