Gglorious! I thought you were just being very flowery in your prose until I got to the photos

As a native Iowan I feel like it’s a rite of passage coming up with dumb names for Kum and Go. We had Spooge and Split, Jerk and Jet, Skeet and Skedaddle, and my personal favorite that a kid just randomly said once "Ejaculate and get the fuck out"

pfft...says you

yeah, he seems like a real asshole

Lol at "novel culinary experience" whether or not that was intentional.

“Bad Spaniels"? When "Jack Russells" is right there? THAT's what they should get used for.

Hahaha....you think Hy-Vee employees make $15 an hour? I can tell you from experience they do not. The current CEO is a big Trump donator and supporter here in Iowa and has been a real shitheal about everything else for the last 7 months. He's undoubtedly doing it to save money but it's more that they're saving paying…

tl;dr

new?

why is this video 17+ minutes long? 

Right? This is what the entire article is about

I dunno, I liked it, but I was 14 and saw it in 1995 and not sense then...sooooo

My thoughts exactly

Also, Travis Scott being a featured performer during a Superbowl Half Time Show kinda means something

me too! also I went to a Wendy’s in Austin in the early 00s and was furious that they offered “Chili, Chips, and Cheese” for $1.99 we didn’t have that shit in the midwest

I was trying to remember what that movie was called! Catch me if you can! that was on all the time when I was a kid!

Nowadays?

Are handlebar mustaches still a brooklyn hipster thing? Are brooklyn hipsters even still a thing? It’s been 20 years now that it’s been a joke. Is the one in brooklyn a joke? I’m so confused

Twitter: “the winner of the Natty dorm room said some racist shit online years ago and was charged with rape #cancelNattyLight”

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