cue animation cell of Christ rising up out of frame with a title card saying “Jesus Died for your sins on the way to his home planet”

Too Many Cooks

maybe that was the point, flag the students who chose Rittenhouse and give them a uniform

These comments have not aged well...

Feel like maybe part of it is have to buy them back from franchisees who had to purchase them way back when and have had to just sit on them after going paperless? But I'm just a speculatin here

We get it...you had money.

I actually done this while tending bar and we didn’t happen to have premade margarita mix (and didn’t really have time to squeeze a bunch of damn fruit)....not as terrible as it sounds. I also didn’t start drinking till I was about 22 or so and my first concoction was the “Sweet Caroline” which was Jameson and…

I know there’s not a ton of shorter actors and all but I remember when Steal This Movie came out and read a review that pointed out Vincent D’Onofrio is a solid food taller and much bigger than Abby Hoffman.

They will if I'm in the competition

#IStanderWithAnder was right there!

Not at the moment they dont. Our grocery store started using door dash to keep up with delivery demands and door dash's "contactless delivery" policy has been leave it on the steps and call/text as you drive away. Every other delivery service we've used at least knocks and waits until you grab the food either from…

hah! took me a second

a compliment for us is a compliment for you

Let me blow your mind...this. is. spaghetti! You’ve never seen spaghetti before? Well, it’s so easy! You take literally these two ingredients in front of the plexiglass and cook them, you dumb fuck. What’s that? No you can’t sample it! Look with your eyes not with your mouth!

I was a 50/50 split. either my straw broke or I punctured the bottom.

nice work

are you fucking serious with that last sentence?

if it was a solid tone of literally any other color the effect would be lost because those colors would project the overlay in the background, Trump’s suit, the flag, anything else. Thats why. Since it’s such a drastic color you can just select that specific color and plaster something on it with out interference…

starred for owning a Pere Ubu shirt

I kinda want to watch it to see how they misspelled his name now... McCloud? McClowned? MacLowed?