*sacrificial Haggar

well, that WAS a link :/

As much as I think Tina Fey is great a lot of the time, she can reeeaaally miss the point sometimes. She at least acknowledges when she’s wrong but she keeps doing things that are off the mark so it seems she doesn’t actually learn from her mistakes i.e. https://news.avclub.com/tina-fey-admits-she-fucked-up-that-sheet-…

really? Not Zombeans?

Last time I was at an Ace Restaurant Supply they sold these by the case

Current president is in the WWE hall of fame...

Thomas Dolby was blinded by science

I got a bukkake alert for this?

reminds me too much of the eXistenz controllers

I see you’ve (never) played knifey/spooney before

are you being a dick or not? 

The Iowa State Fairgrounds have legit roads throughout. I could see this working here. A lot of the food vendors of late have been local and feel like they'd take more precautions. Then again our state fair happens mid August so who knows what fiery hellscape we'll be living in by then

I kinda like the aesthetic of them but not sure about practicality

I believe the preferred term is African Americanos

I work at a grocery store and have been at work this whole time. I’ve become hyper aware of both people who are super vigilant about things and since my state (among others) are talking about reopening things soon a lot more people just not giving a fuuuuck and being bigger dicks to thoseof us that are actually…

also tip for grocery delivery pick ups...I’m not just saying that because I work in a grocery store....but I’m not NOT saying that...

some restaurants are pooling together tips to also offer to the servers who are out of work, such as my girlfriend’s restaurant. Most obviously goes to kitchen staff but a portion is set aside for the servers

wait...did you just get heckled by the first three comments?

it was Citizen Kane! Citizen Kane! It was CITIZEN KAAAAANEEEE!!!!

Vince was being a boner but as of now it is...finally