SXSW is completely different than other festivals in that it takes over the entire city of Austin which itself has grown as exponentially as the festival has in the last 15 years (I just moved away after living there a decade). It’s also ridiculously expensive so a lot people volunteer a few days at the beginning and…

I need tungsten to live...TUUUUNGSTENNNN

$9 side? La-Di-Dah Mr. Rockafeller

“We have a new movie coming out called SONIC the Hedgehog. What fast food chain should we co-brand with? Jack in the Box! Genius!” -Paramount

Just don’t go tastin’ it

I've worked retail and service industry pretty much my entire adult life, and I'm just shy of 40. I just don't understand why so many people take such offense to being asked to be civil. No matter if you personally are on a call or listening to Spotify, every cashier every day has dealt with many other people that day…

there’s a problem in that Service Animals DO need certification but Emotional Support Animals aren’t the same thing and now it’s in violation of the ADA to even ask to see the paperwork. It’s a loophole that has been exploited ever since people realized it’s technically illegal to question the veracity of the…

I quite remember enjoying the Getaway...mostly being a dorky anglophile who love british heist movies and that whole aesthetic. I haven’t played it since it came out, however 

since Cherry Garcia’s already a thing did you mean to type CANDY Garcia?

that dude’s gonna get Phuc’d up

except the affiliate in question is in Chicago

that’s Wayne Knight and you know it

the coaster thing is supposed to signify that you’re NOT done but had to leave your seat and that we shouldn’t take your glass just yet.

why is that first video 35 minutes?

I like to think you named the lamb “Andy”

I’m guessing she just pulled it out of her ass

see, what you do is use a White Claw as the soda in a vodka soda.

and tainted love

uhhh...picture discs have been around since the 80's

Stewart doing a more modernized race swapped Othello is far more of an interesting concept than “pretty white woman (unintentional pretty woman joke...but I’m keeping it) helps a bunch of other white people escape black land owners seems waaay more racist and tone deaf