That’s half the joke...it’s John Gruden sayi...it’s...never mind. The rest of the internet knows.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Zoooooooom

Tebow.

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

Youve never served a day7 of your life in uniform, you dont seem to know much in the way of military history and you are currently advocating a line of reasoning that is ignorant to its very foundation. take a look at the history of insurgency over the last 50 or so years and what you find is a string of American…

Not the worst one either. As blasphemous as it is to say on Jalopnik, I’d be cool with shifting the world away from oil dependency as fast as possible and letting the oil economies of the Middle East die on the vine.

Piffle. I’m 65 years old and never thought of any comparison between Muhammad Ali and Rocky. And in none of the conversations both before going to college and after getting there was any reference to following in Ali’s footsteps. There was anger at him because, for anyone who had no intention of running to Canada or…

Just tell them the truth: that you are a huge ungrateful piece of shit

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What part of “These Colors Don’t Run” doesn’t this guy understand?

What about men, though? They can surely do it, but I’ve only seen one and only one man in all the barre classes I’ve taken. Don’t let that make you shy, now! Think of the ratio!

A.J. ruined Deadspin, as Leitch would have not allowed this to run without a plausibly deniable Dick Pound reference.

Disappointed that Deadspin’s coverage of this did not mention the commission chair by name, especially when his name is Dick Pound. Is this a dad blog for dick jokes or what?

Uh, Billy, you’re burying the lede here.