They should be like Magary and simply use all caps.
Feet! Buffalo wings! LULZ!!!
The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.
To be fair, both DeCosta and Paton have repeatedly declined to be interviewed by any team at all. They both seem to be GM in waiting with their current organizations.
It's no coincidence that teams with shitty ownership tend to put out a shitty on-the-field product. This fact tends to be ignored because anyone rich enough to own a professional sports team is usually not seen as a failure. However, lots of really rich, really stubborn, and incredibly stupid people own/control teams.…
Yeah, try being a Jets fan with season tickets. It fuckin sucks