mikeymonyc
Mikey Mo
mikeymonyc

Same here. I’ve had to turn down the dashlights of ever car I’ve ever driven. There’s always something that is just blinding. I wish the cruise and high beams lights adjusted, because I agree those are too bright, too.

“readers don’t like them as much.” Wow, talk about some British understatement. I suspect I am but one of many users who will only participate in the originating article/thread and simply refuse to click on the slideshow compilation at all. The last straw was when the “pictures” in the slideshow were screencaps of

GM small cars are like cockroaches. They might not be objectively good at anything. But they’ll keep on going about forever with basic maintenance unless they’re crashed, rust away, or someone/something messes with it.

I don’t normally read much beyond the political stuff here, but that hed pulled me in. I thought Harry Styles had some delicious fish with him when his car broke down, which he then fed to the fan. I was disappointed to read what actually happened.

I blame Snake Plissken!

I saw three of these at my local starbucks this morning.

Thanks for the “slightly.”

Also, there’s a feature-length video about Project POStal in the works. We filmed the whole trip.

No, it really doesn’t.

yes but that would look poor

I have read the site for a while and been friendly with a lot of the current writers here over on Twitter! This is my first day writing here.

THIS is the twenty twenty New York International Auto Show. Now, you might be watching this video and wondering, “Why is Doug standing in an empty conference hall?”. Well, I’ll tell you why, it’s because the twenty twenty version of the New York International Auto Show has been...cancelled. Yes, that’s right - one of

Still hope if they just use the K5 moniker... but I digress... CUV it is.

They just seem to keep adding features that make things worse. Maybe the designers need some brain science. 

Anyone who talks shit about Lady Camden can eat shit.

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....

Not pictured: My girlfriend saying, “How small is this guy’s dick?”

Related-ish: ALWAYS show me the comments, dagnabbit. Why the hell is there an extra button in the way now?! This is one of the only places where the comments are good.

Or that little seatbelt extending arm from the MB 560SEC, but with a little mirror and bump on it for the Ferrari crowd.

Spitting lit cigarettes at me, just like mom used to