If J.R. wants to change his image, maybe he should stop hanging around known criminals like the Hamburglar.

"This rapper boasted he was 'Ready to Die'...

Almond took no joy in this fight.

Translation: "YEAH JEETS YEAH JEETS YEAH JEEEEEEEEEEETS!"

Longest Ravens running play of the season right there.

You're right, Dom, that's a terrible job done by that newspaper editor. Why would you put an ED ad right below a picture of a couple of upright pricks?

Machado was able to leave the field under his own power.

This joke only made it about 3/5 of the way there.

He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.

Well isn't that Precious.

J.R. was actually citing a quote that was left on the cutting room floor from the pet store fire scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

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