That shark is just gonna be hungry an hour later.

"...and now he wants revenge...with his penis!" Brilliant. :D

But...the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, they said.

It's up inside his cloaca now.

He doesn't get it.

OMG PLEASE YES

As soon as you put the ring in a box, it would be both diamond and not diamond. Until you opened it again.

I don't know if it was "crewed," but it did look kinda "crude"...

You call that violent? You have a very low threshold for violence, methinks.

"I Can't Believe It's Not Old Spice!"

Are you following one of those diets in particular or are you doing your own system?

Now that really IS magic! LOL Yeah I found this out when the line for the air dryer thing was too long. How bout that! Good old sustainable evaporation.

a few pages of new...spa..per? What is that?

I'm sorry, but if the big purple "Horror"tag and the phrases "Horror Movie" and "Scariest Thing" aren't a clear enough warning that you might not want to see something, then you deserve to have a flashback.

That sounds like the Engrish dessert section of a Chinese menu...or an anime kung-fu technique name.

I didn't have much choice when I got this (a hand-me-down and I was broke at the time) but you can certainly have my LEDs! D

Dear god no! I wish I could turn off the damn light show on mine! I am gonna have to open the case and pull the LEDs out it looks like.

The DC offices were infiltrated by Skrull agents some years ago.

If there are only a dozen people on Earth-2, then it would seem not.

I often wonder that myself. Why does every character appear to be screaming at the top of their lungs? This is rampant on comic covers from Marvel too. Look at A vs X. Maybe they aren't making any sound but just like to show their tonsils to intimidate their foes?