Textbook white trash.

C-5 Says “Nom, Nom, Nom”

I like ducktails...

SLS Gullwing Doors

Yeah.....I’d rather not fly something where the tail folds.

I’ll stick with being a 64 driver.

Thought you guys were going to be on Xbox Live and we could join you in a Jalopnik Race to the Death. Now I’m kind of disapointed I won’t be able to push Patrick into the wall in a Camaro.

I would ask where the diesel part of the Jalop equation is in your comment, but for obvious reasons I won’t.

Right, because the $5 for a box of 90 claybirds is expensive...

“Riding shotgun”, defined.

This may be one of the best ideas. I’d totally get into that whole hunting deal if I could shoot from a lifted, camo Ferrari.

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Top Gear USA? Still a thing, not a thing?

Buzz Aldrin Apollo 11, stuck on the Moon with a broken circuit breaker and no replacement. Does he panic, no he jams a pen in it and gets home.

Ashes to ashes.

Please don’t forget that the biggest truck company in America is based in Portland and our trucks are the cleanest and most efficient on the road*.

I just made this particular one. Good, or not harsh enough?

(when America and France come together)

The Mistrals are quite a bit smaller and less capable. Still good ships for the money though.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?