It does my perverse little heart good to know that its been eight months and Darryl & White Josh did not get back together.

The series final episode was 17 years ago, when Norris was 60. Which greatly surprised me. I would have sworn they haven’t been on TV in 30 years at least.

The ‘Big Takeaway’ of the Nunes memo is that Trump was employing a known Russian spy. Was Nunes and Trump so blinded by hatred that they didn’t understand what they were exposing about themselves?

This frenzy over the previous generation’s pop culture touchstones is due to just how shitty, depressing and frightening current day America is. That’s why AVClub is re-rehashing old Gilmore Girls recaps.

You look at sci fi movies from the 60s and 70s, nobody predicted people in the 21st century would mostly be wearing T shirts. And nobody predicted the rise of yoga pants.

Its not ‘cheating’ if everyones in a pile on the same bed.

In the summertime in Boston the harbor patrol had a regular job of pulling the bodies of drunks who fell off their boats at night from the harbor. It got so bad that they started strictly enforcing ‘drinking-while-boating’ laws.

I heard the Pope and space aliens did it.

I read that Joshua Slocum, the first man to sail solo around the world 120-ish years ago didn’t know how to swim. Go figure.

From what I gather, the latest theory in advertising is not to inform people of the merits of a product, its simply to embed the brand name into peoples subconsciousness. So when shoppers walk the aisles with their brains turned off they’ll automatically recognize the name ‘Old Spice’ but not ‘Dior Sauvage’ next to it.

If you want to see the world’s most charming afterlife film hunt down the 1998 Japanese film “After Life” (they couldn’t use the more direct translation of ‘Wonderful Life’ for obvious reasons). In the film the gateway to the afterlife is a run-down institution staffed by bureaucrats. Everybody who arrives is told to…

In Citizen Kane ‘Rosebud’ was the guy’s childhood sled. A 77 year old spoiler.

The top TV series in Asia 2017, the title variously translated to something like ‘Goblin: The great and lonely god’ involved an immortal Goblin demigod being odd-couple room mates with the Angel of Death in modern day Seoul. Its funny bits are side-splittingly funny. Angel of Death (hillariously played in Buster…

All this obsession with Superbowl advertisements does is make me even less interested in the Superbowl than I was previously.

Indiana Jones 5: Watch Indies slowly die of radiation poisoning after having been caught in a nuclear explosion in the last film.

What did critics call the first film? “The Jesus chainsaw massacre”. I have a relative who eats this sht up... and also owns a stockpile of weapons.

Somehow this reminds me that a young Hollywood Steve Bannon wrote his own rap opera about those LA riots protesting rampant police brutality.

Nothing worse than a former coke-head Hollywood right winger. And we seem to have fair number of ‘em. I think its due to the dangerous combination of raging ego and burned-out brain cells.

Oh lord, is ‘Twitter followers’ REALLY going to be the next career-ruining witch hunt after the current ‘Got drunk and misbehaved on a bad date in the early ’90s’ witch hunt?

Today Trump flouted the law and refused to meet the deadline to impose sanctions on Russia for their assault on democracy last presidential election. This confirms beyond doubt that Trump is *actively conspiring with Russia against the United states*. There is no other explanation for his actions.