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“You can laugh at me all you want” always, ALWAYS, means “STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME.”

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The moment when she got read for the absurd liar she is: Anderson doesn’t  say a thing, he just reflexively can’t stop laughing at her (though finally he blurts out, “This is so stupid!”). Anyone who hasn’t seen this, let this minute and a half brighten your day....

“How do you go from a constitutional lawyer to a dude who literally doesn’t read any books, ever”? White folks are real angry and ascurred that’s how.

It’s not so much that I thought Donald Trump actually read a lot of books of any kind, but for some reason it has just hit me. Our President is a man who doesn’t read any books. Any of them. At all. (Look, I’m sure plenty of our presidents have not been big readers - W. comes to mind, but hell Laura was a teacher and

Maybe its just because I am a curmudgeonly old bibliophile, but I do not trust people who openly profess that they don’t read books.

Wow. Book-readin’. How subversive and radical.

Sam Bee last night said he must the the only 70+ year old to not watch the History Channel. Can we get a “We the people” petition going to have the history channel block all other channels in the white house?

We’re watching Real World: White House. Catch the newest roommate ruin the planet!

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

Now they’re doing the same exact fucking thing.

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.

“And that he’s soaked in pee?” “Well, at least he went out happy.”

I don’t think he has even considered that might be a possibility. In his world people do what he says, or they get bowled over. When things don’t go his way, he just rewrites history in his mind. For example, he insisted he never settles lawsuits, when it’s a well documented in the public record that he does.

“And those choke marks around his neck?”

Funny how those Conservatives are all about States Rights and local law sticking it to the big bad federal government....until it’s for an issue like this.

Oh, the cities can retaliate. Trump wants tax cuts for his buildings? Sorry, he has to pay retail. How up to date are the building inspections? Tax assessments? How about erecting billboards with facts about Trump, such as the crowds that showed up for the pussy protest but didn’t show up for his inauguration?

Nah, it’s better to have him impeached. You know if he goes down, he’s totally going to take as many people as he can with him. Purely out of petty spite. It’ll be way more hilarious.

I know he’s not American, but you can always count on Vicente Fox Quesada and that #FuckingWall to fill the void.