mikewolf555
Mike in SF
mikewolf555

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

One question, why is he wearing an innertube under his “Our House” jersey?

The harmonica’s playing the skeleton keys in the rain, and this vision of our Hannah is now all that remains.

Why use a picture of Adam Corolla, Guy Fieri, and Donald Trump Jr.? This is worse than Redford’s.

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get AIDS

I never went to one with reserved seating the first 30 years of my life. Now all the theaters that didn’t have it before swapped their normal seats out for the big comfy lounger ones causing the seat count to drop significantly so now they all do reserved seats. I actually prefer it this way so I can see a movie on

Counting down the seconds until she can serve him the papers.

But a fake punt on a 4th and 19 from your own end zone is the LAST thing the enemy would expect!!!

Hillary: I’ve told you before; I don’t care if you have ten million in cash, I’m not getting you new documents and a new identification and I’m certainly not spiriting you away to Iceland on Air Force One.

“You have my vote”

Melania: Can I stay at your house tonight?

Melania: HELP. ME.

“Don’t judge me. You didn’t divorce Bill.”

I’d like to know what conversation is happening here.

Trump failed and got booed because he didn’t tell jokes. Other than a few jokes to start and the sick burn on his wife, he just gave his normal Trump stump speech.