Hey CBB, did you not get the news that the Earth is populated with many different types of people? You, for instance, are a unique speciman. You will vote for Hillary but seem to have the mentality that those who don’t walk lock step to your drum beat should die. That’s cool. You are just one person.

Joy Ying? But Who’s on second??

Any chance you have suffered some sort of brain injury?

It is also well known that you sneak into the bathroom while your daughter is bathing.

Dateline Miami “Destin Hood’s first hit also trap for broke ass internet asshole trolls sitting at their computers on a Friday night. Traps 10+ on Deadspin”.

Thanks for sharing your opinion. What other opinions do you have to share tonight? Thin cut fries over steak fries? Sansabelt slacks over suspenders?

Wow, even southern pedophiles are now weighing in on the actions of this second string quarterback who plays for the worst team in the NFL. I’m not saying that Finebaum is a possible pedophile with a black fetish. I am also not saying that water is possibly wet with twice as much hydrogen as water in it’s molecular…

So a guy who will never again play another game professionally but still will earn tens and tens of millions of dollars just by not playing, for a team that it has been predicted will not win a single game this season while playing in a brand new stadium that cost hundreds of millions of dollars but is situated a full…

Also, apparently this “kid” has been married since 2011. This story is a little fishy.

This horrible! Naming a human being “Kaylor”?!

This is crazy! Colin Kaepernick is still on the Niners?! These truly are confusing times....

You do know that the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone are hundreds of miles and multiple states apart, right?

I liked the way he pranced and sashayed around the sidelines. I just hope he isn’t violent to his future boyfriends.

Were they fighting over who has a worse view of this crappy preseason game?

Wait, so in this version Ryan Lochte fucked up someone elses property, acted like an asshole, and didn’t actually lose any money. He is the Trump of Urinegate 2016.

Hey dummy, did you miss the part where they admitted that they lied? I mean, you may be one the few stupid enough to believe that first ridiculous story, but noe you don’t believe their new story. Hoe do people like you survive to adulthood?

Which they have admitted to being. Look, you are never going to have you fantasy of sucking off Ryan Lochte come true. Please don’t try and do it here.

Aww, so sad. Fuxk them. The world is laughing at these poor little clowns and adja is crying for them.

Wait, Shaun White, the bro boarder, has a band? Why?

I hope that those dancers aren’t part of any synchronized events, because I think they will be judged very poorly.