That’s hilarious. Are you going to be doing this comedy on the road or do you only appear locally?

As a touring musician for decades, a simple Google search obviously would turn up tons of mentions of Reg Tidswell. Just see for yourself!

Because you have never touched consensually touched a woman.

What do you have to do with sports?

Yep, you are correct. And it wasn’t the actual last day of his team’s final game of the season, but the day before. And he only missed one team appointment but made one, so that is even, right?

Pro tip: Skip to 3:43 for the best hightlight.

Adult whose alcohism had already nearly derailed is career befor he has even turned 23 drinks on his week off.

Yes, because if history has shown us anything, it is black people who go on gun rampages at high schools.

We all know how to pronounce “meme”.