i love this movie with my whole heart

NO

Let’s keep it 100, Maria: White influencers will never HAVE to account for their racism as long as their primarily white fans and subscribers don’t give a shit if their fave is racist.

Ah, owls!

In elementary school, I had this terrible teacher, Mr. Long. He was a dick who clearly had anger management issues and a palpable dislike of children. Lest you think he was some holdover from the days when no one cared what went on in classrooms, he was 25. We were his second class after completing his bachelor’s and…

In the early 1990s, I worked with an insufferable woman none of us could stand. At one point during the time I endured her, she walked by while I was talking to another employee.

I work in software, a very male dominated industry. I was negotiating a deal with another company and the representative said “have you ever worked in software before? It seems like you don’t know what you’re doing.” To which I responded “I see on my LinkedIn notifications that you looked at my page the past 3 days in…

You title it that as if I’m not already

Megan this is so beautifully written and very evocative. That apartment sounds amazing (both the funeral parlor one and the new one!). Also congratulations! I got my first solo apartment at 24 and have been living gloriously and ecstatically alone for 22 years since. It is so freeing! The downside might be that I can…

Nearly all of the early Western cannon is “fanfic” of like, three Greek myths re-told over and over again. 

Me, my BFF, and my fiance driving from Ky to SC for my wedding. In a PT Cruiser. We were supposed to leave at like 1 pm (Putting us in SC around midnight), but because my fiance failed to tell me that he couldn’t pick up his check until after 6 pm, it was at least 7 pm before we got on the road. There was no music bc…

Mine involves snakes getting lost in the back of my boyfriend’s band van and heroin but I’m saving it for the memoir I’m never going to write. 

When I graduated college, a friend (G) and I both got jobs as fishery observers in Alaska. We decided to drive both our cars from Maine (where we graduated) to Seattle (where training happened.) A third friend (H) decided to caravan with us since she got a job on the Oregon coast for the summer.

Typo. You misspelled “Brown Sugar Cinnamon” throughout.

“Don’t be a dumbass”.

But Sir Mix-A-Lot, if your dick is as big as an anaconda then you probably have a serious medical condition! 

If the memes are to believed, Shapiro’s less down with the wet puss than he is with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s feet.