🎶what if stormy was one of us

Heroes never die

They want dual-licensing so they can also use it for 2016's special DVD to Sunday Ticket subscribers: the Best Bonecrushing Hits and Quarterback Suplexes 2010-2015.

At least OJ went 2-2 from the floor (allegedly).

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

I would just like the movie arm of Warner Brothers to realize that they already have one of the best Superhero Writer’s Rooms, and that WB Animation has been running on all cylinders FOR DECADES. Damn, those guys turn out some good direct-to-DVD movies.

Yeah but he’s going to discharge himself from the hospital, take a taxi back to the arena and FINISH HIS FUCKING SHIFT

7 x 9,000=63,000

Is it still racist to not actively root for Cam Newton?

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

I agree with Patricia. If you don’t already have a 3DS, I’d suggest just waiting until the newly announced Sun and Moon are released this holiday. I played Red and Blue back when they were released in the US when I was in fourth grade. They were loads of fun at the time, but I shudder just thinking about having to…

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

He must really suck.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

I don’t know, those felony assaults and murder could really hurt his Heaven chances. We’ll see how the voters feel in 5 years.

Better Geno Atkins come in your face than Pacman Jones shoot all over your back.

“Ewwww, why would anyone ever cum in someone’s face?”

I also consider it a bonus that my gf has a phobia of anthropomorphic talking animals who aren’t adorable pixar characters. So when she gets naggy I can fire this puppy up and get some peace and quiet. Relationship issues be damned!

Dammit Otto, you have lupus.