ROFL!
No! You win!
That was really funny - thanks! ;)

So:
1. You consider yourself an alcoholic (Or a drunk, as I described it)?
2. You can drink enough , to fake drunkeness - but stay sober?

I've known a *lot* of drunks. Never known one who would be able to stay sober while trying to fake it.

LMAO!!

Regrettably, only 41 minutes, damn them!