Still not as bad as being the "NO INCEST!" guy.

Japan's pretty heavily involved.

You can also control-click and go to the videos on YouTube, where they'll play in a larger frame.

Once you hit play, that sorts itself out.

Sorry about that - someone passed the link along to me that way, and I didn't think to check.

Despite what I said in the article, I think the 5th one from the top in Argyle has a real shot. The pattern is almost the platonic ideal of funky Cosby sweater, and the picture really sells it.

I'll admit that I didn't pick the Cosbiest of sweaters for the pic, I just thought it was insane that that sweater existed. And I wanted to mention at least one sweater by name in the article, and "the one with all the zigzags" would have been too confusing.

I told you that was just some homeless guy, and not really Rick Rubin!

List of Unusual Deaths is on my list of pages to get to. Not sure whether adding the toilet-related one is redundant.

Finally, I get the full translation of "valar morghulis."

That's a pretty good one, Dik. I'll add that to my list. My favorite part is that English and Irish place names have their own separate page. Have you tried to drive around Ireland? Spelling and pronunciation are not on speaking terms in that country.

That's what interested me in this story. If you can produce a soap opera on Hulu/iTunes revenue - even on a shoestring budget, there are a lot of actors to pay - that says a lot about the viability of online-only shows. I assume The Online Network was taking a hit on the shows, hoping to build up an audience and get…

They've been streaming for months, which we already did a Newswire on. Actually airing on TV again is new.

It runs every Monday, early-ish in the day.

Thanks for those links! I'm especially excited about the Inventors Killed By Own Inventions one. And not just because I have a Walter icon.

I couldn't really find a snark angle to work for this story, so I stuck to the facts. I'm still trying to find the right balance for some of these - we can't all operate at Sean O'Neal's level every time.

Harder to judge the winner. Then again, I can't tell whether we won in Iraq or not, so I guess your system works better. So it's with a surge of patriotism that I tell you that your mama is so fat that when she goes to the zoo people throw peanuts at her.

As you wish. Glad someone's enjoying the feature so much.

I didn't know about that one. Although does it count if there were no casualties? It sounds like the militias mostly taunted each other.

I nearly made that joke in the article, but I worried that if people didn't get the reference, it wouldn't make any sense and kind of derail the whole paragraph.