The look on the dude’s face says “Like what am I even doing in this crapfest? I should have gone to an AME Baptist church that at least has decent music.”

Apparently a “Rub n’ Tug” wasn’t just the name of an out pattern to Gronk.

Jan looks like she hasn’t had anything resembling a good lay since Jimmy Carter was president. No wonder she’s so bitter.

The studios only want critics they can control or pay off in some way. Whether it’s money, perks, or access. They want us unwashed masses to just shut up and hand over our money.

As a very wise man once said, “F*ck you, pay me”.