Whew. Same here!

Is this thing really “better” than a Bentley Bentayga or top-trim-level Range Rover? It sounds kitted out nicely, but really just a mass-luxury truck. You’d expect good engineering, but at these prices, it’s got a luxury standard to meet as well. Nothing in this write-up makes it sound all that special on that score.

Lisa Lampanelli had the funniest racist bits, and even she’s not doing this stuff anymore.

Does it reference Small Soldiers? It seems to have borrowed that movie’s premise.

Thanks, David.

More unreality.

10,000 words?

Soylent green?

“People need to focus on the work that humans do best: non repetitive problem solving tasks.”

“Adapt” can also mean go straight-up hoodlum.

There’s alwaysGold Bond if you don’t mind smelling like someone’s grandpa.

Kilts are fucking EXCELLENT.

Our whole lower body is caked in coliform bacteria.

Interesting points!

Possible there’s a security concern around the royal motorcade, so it always has right of way? The Windsors might be a little skittish after that Mountbatten thing.

Now I really want waffles.

Man, even the badge fonts on that thing are gorgeous.

Lovely!

Maxim is still publishing?

Yeah.